(PHONE RINGS…)

P1- Sharmaji aur kitna time lagega payment ko?

P2- Jeevan ji kaise! kaise ho subah subah kaise yaad kiya?

P1- Sharmaji payment ki baat kar rha hu aur kitna time lagega? kab doge payment?

P2- ha…. ha…. jevaan ji karwata hu.

P1- Kab tak hoga sharmaji? ajj lockdown ke baad 3 mahine ho gai hai ab tak advance pe hi chala rha hu, thode samjiye thoda aap bhi

P2- ha…. ha…. jevaan ji karwata hu.

P1- kab tak hoga sharmaji? thoda jaldi karwaiye!

P2- ji karwata hu ajj kal mei.

P1- muje bhi aage payment karna hai zara samajye aapki wajah se mera bhi aage ka saaman atka pada hai.

P2- Aree jeevan ji……. COVID HAI SAMJO ZARA!!!!!  


P1- Chintu beta ohh Chintu beta!!!…….sunte ho zara yaha aana…….

P1- Chintu beta? kaha chala gaya ye subah subah??……Chintu beta!!…….

P1- Chintu ki maa zara dekho toh kaha chala gaya hai ye…..

P2- Areee woh toh soh raha hai.

P1- Soh rha hai? Soh kaise raha hai? uske toh lectures hai abhi..…..

P3- Aree papa lecture mei toh baitha hu mei bus aake khuli nai hai…… CAM OFF karke mast abhi dusra lecture bhi aise hi sona hai.

P1- waah maharaja saaheb!! bohut aacha chal rha hai !!

P3- Are babuji……..COVID HAI SAMJO ZARA!!!!!  


P1-  Ajj toh jamke khaana hai itne mahine lockdown mei kitna yaad kiya iss jagah ko.

P1-  ohh raju bhai kaise ho bade arso baad, laiye zara menu dijiye ajj toh jamke pet pooja karni hai.

P2-  yeh li jiye.

P1-  Aree yeh kya? yaha har chiz ke bhav double kyu hai? sandiwich 120RS!! panipuri 50RS!! Sev poori 60RS!!  kya loot macha ke rakhi hai Raju bhai?

P2-  Loot kaha…..sab sajah pe bhav itne badh gai kya batai.

P1-  lekin aapko kaise farak pad rha hai aapko toh ration abhi bhi wahi daam mei mil rha hai n log abhi bhi aa rahe hai yaha. 

P2-  Areee bhai sab loot rahe hai toh hum kyu nahi………COVID HAI SAMJO ZARA!!!!!

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